• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
superlockedphan:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:


This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.
:l



slow clap for the harry potter fandom

superlockedphan:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:

image

This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.

:l

image

slow clap for the harry potter fandom

(Source: rainblowg, via screaming-into-nothing)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via screaming-into-nothing)

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via thehilariousposts)

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

(Source: 6gay, via eugeneee)

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

(via eugeneee)

(Source: awwww-cute, via eugeneee)

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

(Source: redwingjohnny, via eugeneee)

(Source: maryblairs, via eugeneee)

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

(via eugeneee)

lolsomeone-actually:

This was legit her face all throughout the show

(Source: cosmopolitanmagazine, via thehilariousposts)

owldude:

petscribbler:

What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there

what if this has already happened years ago

(Source: bannannibal, via thehilariousposts)

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

(via thehilariousposts)